Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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White men's rights

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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