what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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men's rights activists

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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