Two planes walk into an office building

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Oh s***

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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