- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

TELL

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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