who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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I am quite mature.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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