- Anti Joke

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,