Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why didn't he finish his

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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