- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why didn't he finish his

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

being sober in a bar fight

You idiot.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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