- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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