The Labour Party.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

A black student graduated High School

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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