Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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scientology.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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