Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

i just wrote this so hard

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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