- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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