- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

why did the zebra cross the road?

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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