What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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