- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your Mother

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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