- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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