- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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