- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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