- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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