- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Homosexualism is so gay man

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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