- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

If life gives you lemonade.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

smell the vitamin C

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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