What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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