Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Dont read this joke

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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