do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Anti Joke

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