- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Cliterus

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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