- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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