- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

A woman wears a dress.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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