What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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you suck

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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