What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Your girlfriend.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Get up Look in the mirror

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Emily Walker.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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