- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What is 33 + 1? Penis

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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