- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Nice belt.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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