- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

knock knock whos there? nobody

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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