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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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