- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

2 black kids walk into school

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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