- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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