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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What is black and looks like a person A black person

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