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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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