Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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