Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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The holocaust

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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