What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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- Helen Keller

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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