Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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