- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

You bumder!

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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