Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Knock knock *open*

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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