- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

A gay man watches football.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

a man makes a bad joke

steven hawking walks into a bar

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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