Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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