- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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