Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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purple pickles

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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