- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

I shot a bitch.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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