Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

black people

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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