- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

This statement is false.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Chris Bosh's neck

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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