Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

chinga tue madre Ryan

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Get some flipping new jokes people

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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