- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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