- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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