why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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John Cena for president

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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It got hit by a rocket.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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