- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

David Cameron

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

what's white and sticky semen

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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