- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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