Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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