Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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White men's rights

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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