A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

One below was by me: Walter H

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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