What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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learn. advance!

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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baloney sandwich

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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My mom

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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