- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

VITAMIN C!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

The Moon Landing.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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