What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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