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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Horse.

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