Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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