- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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