- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

I hate long jokes -_-

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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