how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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knock knock

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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