- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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