- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Waffles ate my grandma

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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