Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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