- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Thats what she said

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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