- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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