- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

An Artic Storm.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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