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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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