- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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