A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Your're racist.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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I'm sn otter

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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