Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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