Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Girls soccer

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Eric is gay Ha

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