- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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