Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

I killed someone on minecraft.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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