Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Kevin and Ramin

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

A sober Irish individual.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

A seal walks into a club.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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