Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

penisvaginaorgasm

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...