Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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