Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Bob Saget that is all

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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