- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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