Things that have changed since I was a kid. Turtles: My time, awesome. Today: Shredder is a human which is not a human but actually a Krang, but his daughter which is not his daughter because he is a freaking krang, has a sex thing for Leonardo which is a turtle (the blue one, whatever his name is). Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: My time? Well it was awesome back then, fine I admit it, I might have been a bit biased but still, I enjoyed the hell out of it, there where five rangers and yeah that Asian bitch that gave me a boner as a kid made a green one which she giftwrapped to the rest of the team, then some white ranger showed up... But I never watched anything with the white guy, I had lots interest years ago by then (Still play that fighting game for the Snes and thats why I know there is a fucking white ranger... And deathbattle okay) Today: Power Rangers Neon, Power Rangers Tetris, Power Rangers Ultra Power, Power Rangers Sexfighters, Power Rangers Nazi, Power Rangers Texas Rangers, Power Rangers Color, Power Rangers Multiforce Orbital Neo Neon.... And thats just like 03 percent of the variants right? Moral: As a kid we always had a lol when the Asian chick turned into Yellow ranger and did a split kick, which kinda revealed she had a massive dick between her legs... Later we understood that she was a he and that the Ranger Segments are recorded in Japan... Probably by a Hermafrodite... Nah, a guy fine. Oh, and we always lolled at how "gay" the original blue ranger acted he was supposed to be Nerd but I was like eight and was like "lol he just seems gay"... Just for it to turn out that he quit the series because supposedly the rest of the actors mocked him for being gay, Wow thats... Weird.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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