- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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