why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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