- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??