why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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