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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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