- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Shea's sty....

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

knock,knock you suck

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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