Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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black people

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

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