What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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