- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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