A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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matt is fat

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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