Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Urban ghettos

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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