What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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