- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why are white people white? I don't know

A lot eh?

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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