A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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T u r n i p s

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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