Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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