Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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