So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

what are three short words? i a am

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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