Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

who is not good looking? mon morello

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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