- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Your Mother

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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