Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What's brown and sticky A stick

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

The game.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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