- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

knock knock Dave's not here.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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