- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

alert('The Game')

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Women can vote? WTF

John lazzaro likes dick

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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