- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Your sex life.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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