- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Prostitution is bad.......

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

being sober in a bar fight

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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