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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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