Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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