How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Justin beiber..

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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A bar walks into a man

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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