- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What does water smell like? water.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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