What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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