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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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