- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

A bar walks into a man

Justin beiber..

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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