- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Im gay What about you

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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